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March 31, 2009

Day 42: Grace In Small Things

Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in Grace in Small Things.

March 30, 2009

Day 41: Grace In Small Things

Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in Grace in Small Things.

Sometimes, I bet he wishes he wasn’t related to me

For the last two weeks, my brother has been on spring break. Having him home all day, every day, has made me realize how much I missed him since he started school in September.

Of course he’s going to be mortified that I am telling the internet that I missed him, kind of like how he’ll be mortified (most likely for me) when I tell you that I frequently trick and/or attempt to bet/bribe him for hugs. By the way? I suck at tricking, betting, AND bribing, so I just settle for telling all the old ladies at church that he ABSOLUTELY! LOVES! HUGS! And you should see the murderous looks he sends my way when that happens.

According to him, staying at home was “boring” and he was “really looking forward to school tomorrow”. I can see why he would think this, because you what sucks? Having a forced two week vacation from school where you use your sister for target practice and play video games all day. And by the way? I’ve been helping him mod his nerf guns so the ‘bullets’ hurt more when they hit me. AM I THE BEST SISTER ON THE PLANET OR WHAT.

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March 29, 2009

Day 40: Grace In Small Things

Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in Grace In Small Things.

March 28, 2009

Day 39: Grace In Small Things

Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in Grace In Small Things.

March 27, 2009

Day 38: Grace In Small Things

Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in Grace In Small Things.

March 26, 2009

Oh how time flies

Street crossing covered by cherry blossoms

Seriously. It’s almost the end of March. THREE WHOLE MONTHS INTO THE NEW YEAR. How did this happen? Where did the time go?

People are getting ready to graduate, losing weight for swimsuit season, considering summer plans and leaving the house without winter coats. The sky is getting bluer and bluer, the flowers are starting to come out (tulips!) and you can feel the weather changing. We’re leaving behind the season that began 2009, and entering into a new one that is completely foreign to this year.

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Day 37: Grace In Small Things

Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in Grace In Small Things.

March 25, 2009

Day 36: Grace In Small Things

Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in Grace In Small Things.

March 24, 2009

Day 35: Grace In Small Things

Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in Grace in Small Things.

March 23, 2009

Day 34: Grace In Small Things

Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in Grace in Small Things.

March 22, 2009

Day 33: Grace In Small Things

Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in Grace in Small Things.

March 21, 2009

Day 32: Grace In Small Things

Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in Grace in Small Things.

March 20, 2009

Day 31: Grace In Small Things

Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in Grace in Small Things.

March 19, 2009

Day 30: Grace In Small Things

Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in Grace in Small Things.

March 18, 2009

Day 29: Grace In Small Things

Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in Grace in Small Things.

March 17, 2009

Day 28: Grace In Small Things

The people edition.

Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in Grace in Small Things.

March 16, 2009

Toasted bagel sandwich with Canadian “bacon”

Over the years, I have had a lot of people tell me they would love to be vegetarian except for the fact that they wouldn’t know what to eat—but the truth is, it’s really not that difficult!

To prove this, I am going start regularly featuring vegan and vegetarian meal ideas on here that are simple to prepare and guaranteed delicious to eat—stuff I make for myself (and in larger quantities for my family) on a day-to-day basis.

We start things off with a toasted bagel sandwich with Canadian bacon—my lunch for today:

Photo of a toasted bagel sandwich with canadian veggie bacon and vegenaise

What’s in it:
1 toasted bagel, halved.
1 large fresh basil leaf (I am a huge basil fan—everything tastes better with it!)
1 or 2 slice Yves Canadian “Bacon” (or equivalent, eg.)
2 tbsp Vegenaise (you can use mayonnaise, but I hate mayonnaise – thus, I use vegenaise)
1 tbsp stone ground mustard (or some other kind of mustard – yellow mustard doesn’t taste the same)
1 small tomato, sliced
1 medium lettuce leaf
1/2 medium red pepper
Freshly ground black pepper to taste

I trust you don’t need directions on how to make a sandwich, but I highly encourage you try this one out! It’s kind of like a BLT (bacon lettuce tomato) sandwich, just adapted—and very delicious.

Day 27: Grace In Small Things

Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in Grace in Small Things.

March 15, 2009

Chanel has fun at Gala Ball, comes home with more trophies than she can carry

The trophies - Gala Ball 2009, Club Closed

In case you can’t tell by the title or the photo… It went well!

The rankings:

All my life, I have been the kind of person who has had to work really hard to do well at many things some people have no trouble with. I’m not super skinny, I don’t have naturally straight legs, I don’t have good balance, I don’t have good musicality, I feel awkward moving my arms and I don’t have much stamina. In order to dance and to dance even the least bit well, I’ve had to work hard on all of those things. Nothing (except perhaps hip movement) has come naturally.

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Day 26: Grace In Small Things

The “what equates to a lazy, unproductive day” edition.

Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in Grace in Small Things.

March 14, 2009

Day 25: Grace In Small Things

Polaroid of a sunset in North Vancouver Polaroid of the snow in my backyard

The “post Gala Ball” edition.

Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in Grace in Small Things.

March 13, 2009

Day 24: Grace In Small Things

The “Gala Ball” edition.

Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in Grace in Small Things.

March 12, 2009

Day 23: Grace In Small Things

Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in Grace in Small Things.

March 11, 2009

Day 22: Grace In Small Things

Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in Grace in Small Things.

March 10, 2009

Day 21: Grace In Small Things

Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in 365 days of Grace in Small Things

March 9, 2009

Day 20: Grace In Small Things

Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in 365 days of Grace in Small Things.

March 8, 2009

Day 19: Grace In Small Things

Polaroid of the snow outside my house Polaroid of a hand holding a flower

Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in 365 days of Grace in Small Things.

March 7, 2009

Day 18: Grace In Small Things

Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in 365 days of Grace in Small Things.

March 6, 2009

Day 17: Grace In Small Things

Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in 365 days of Grace in Small Things.

Chanel ages fifty years, starts blogging about her bad knee, troubled eyesight and the usage of neck cream

You know what really sucks for someone who’s life is 50% spent on the computer?

HAVING EYE STRAIN.

I have never once before this experienced this strange sensation, even after years of reading on my laptop in the dark or hours upon hours of working at the computer. Even worse, it comes at the tail end of a series of physical events I can only describe as Chanel’s Under Twenty Body Breaking Down Fifty Years Too Soon in which I:

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March 5, 2009

Day 16: Grace In Small Things

Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in 365 days of Grace in Small Things.

March 4, 2009

Day 15: Grace In Small Things

Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in 365 days of Grace in Small Things.

How to fake the fisheye effect

Some of you, especially those somewhat familiar with photography, may be aware of the fisheye effect. It is normally created with an ultra wide angle lens (or a fisheye lens); the end product is a somewhat barrel distorted photograph. This fisheye effect, when desired, is ultra cool—the price tag attached to such fisheye lenses, not so much.

Here is the fisheye effect in action:


Photographer: Jesus Arellanes (via Flickr)

Here is the fisheye faked:

Fisheye view of The Empress in Victoria BC

Faking the fisheye effect is surprisingly easy; all it takes is three simple steps in Photoshop and you’re done. Here’s how you do it.

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March 3, 2009

Day 14: Grace In Small Things

The “unusual foods that make my day” edition.

Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in 365 days of Grace in Small Things.

March 2, 2009

Day 13: Grace In Small Things

Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in 365 days of Grace in Small Things.

Vancouver dog charged with identity theft, destruction of public property

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Vancouver, B.C.—The Winkey dog has struck again.

Despite his baby-faced attempts to worm his way out of trouble, Winkey (born Sir Winkey Tiggles the Third) Wood was officially charged and sentenced for identity theft and destruction of public property on March 1st, 2009. However, shortly after serving the first half of his sentence, Wood escaped.

Residents and regular readers are warned to be careful: In 2007, he was publicly charged with grand theft of a vegetable item. Previous to that, he was trialled for murder (“THE CROW HAD IT COMING!”, Wood claimed) and following the 2007 incident, vandalism, battery and destruction of public property.

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March 1, 2009

Day 12: Grace In Small Things

Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in 365 days of Grace in Small Things.