This will probably get us shot
June 7th, 2008The other day a good friend and I were talking about terrorists, because you know, that subject totally comes up in all my conversations. RIGHT UP THERE WITH THE RISING COST OF OIL PRICES.
Brainwashing aside, don’t these guys ever question the situation they’ve found themselves in? Forget about the blowing up and killing part - they’re promised a certain number of virgins in the next life for “martyrdom”… Aren’t you going to ask for photos first?
After all, you may never know who you’re going to get…
Male friend:
Personally, I’d need to see their pictures firstMale friend:
Maybe like a myspaceChanel:
I wonder what would happen if one of them asked?Male friend:
Terrorist: “May I view a picture of one of my virgins before I strap these bombs on my back?”Chanel:
Muhammad: “Yes, you may” … *hands over a picture*Chanel:
Terrorist: “WTF DUDE, THAT’S MY SISTER!”
Borat would say that it’s OK to screw your own sister :)
Reply: Oh how I love Borat! That character was classic, right down to making out with his sister and declaring her number 4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan within the first 10 minutes of the movie. :D
June 7th, 2008 at 9:36 pmHave you ever heard of Jeff Dunham? He’s a comedian and a ventriloquist, and absolutely HILARIOUS. Anyhow, he has this one dummy/character named Akhmed, and he’s a skeleton… a dead suicide bomber. Early in the routine, he looks out at the audience and says, incredulously “Are these my virgins?!” *looks around wildly* “These are a bunch of fat ugly men!!”
Suicide bombers probably end up with a bunch of other suicide bombers… all virgins… Mohammad never was specific!! LOL.
Search for it on youtube, it’s an absolute riot.
June 8th, 2008 at 4:32 pmSex is ace, but incest is best. ;)
June 8th, 2008 at 7:39 pmYou know, I was walking my dog and wondering about that randomly today. I just thought how strange it was that one would find it logical and decent that their chosen faith includes this bit that tries to bait people with promises of sex in heaven. Seems a bit whore-y and unclean if you ask me…
I think Family Guy had a non sequitur about this where the suicide bomber gets to heaven and there are 100 male computer geeks typing away, ha.
June 8th, 2008 at 9:29 pmSorry for the double comment - I should note though that I’m not actually criticizing Muslims, but I find that part of it so confusing, and I wonder if they do, too!
June 8th, 2008 at 9:40 pmDang, Chanel. Watch your back, girl!
June 9th, 2008 at 1:11 pm