Comments on: 5 Reasons why Twilight sucked

By: TIm

TIm — Sun, 08 Aug 2010 08:28:33 +0000

The only truly good moment of the movie occurred during the most dark and dramatic part (i don’t actually know what was happening though), i went to the bathroom and came back during this pivotal moment to find i had forgotten where i was sitting. My friends, enjoying the joke, left me to flounder in seats several rows forward till i spied them cracking up at my expense, much to the chagrin of the other moviegoers. The fact that i not only disturbed a troop of fangirls engrossed in the movie at such an important moment but also that a good portion of the theater rang with laughter during this time caused me many happy memories on the way home and made the entire experience just that much more bearable. :D

By: Rammy

Rammy — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 02:53:05 +0000

I agree with you about the movie 100 percent, and let me just say that I am not those crazy fans who think that twilight is now officially thier religion, but I should say that the books really impressed me. I mean come on, its not a short story line, its like 300 pages in every book. If you tell someone what its about, like the whole storyline from the begining to the end, I did this with my cousin, you will see that there are actually some plots and twists to it. I did not even care about twilight when I started reading New Moon when I actually felt kind of sad in it. A goal of an author is to connect the author to the tone of the book, so they can determine the mood, and if you understood it, then let me just tell you that the author had done its job. You do not have to like the book. Nobody sane is asking you to. What all I am trying to say it to actually take a second glance at the piece and determine for your self. Some people just hate stuff because its a hit. You should ask your self, why is it a hit? THE MOVIE WAS TOTAL BULLSHIT. Yes I do agree you with that. The kissing scene, you hears this discusting sound, its like they are slobbering each other than actually kissing. Its sooo discusting. I had to foreword the part just to keep me from throwing up. Why is she even wearing underwear? its not supposed to be a sex scene. They do not even touch each other in the book until several times in the room. Its like they were hooking up or something. COME ON. Teenagers are supposed to be watching this. I do admit that Taylor Luatner did a pretty good job. He was the only one who looked a bit happy. There are MANY MANY more reasons why Twilight sucked but this is all I have time for.

By: JustAnotherTwiHater

JustAnotherTwiHater — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 23:58:03 +0000

@Allee, How dare you use the word "EPIC" and "TWILIGHT" in the same sentence!!!!!!! They cut off tongues of people in some countries for saying such things! If you think the book was bad...but the movie good...I'm sorry, but you have absolutly no taste. They were both horrid but the movie was even worse.

By: Lena

Lena — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 00:42:30 +0000

I agree completely. Not only was the book a complete piece of crap, the movie was even worse! I expected more of the actors. To be honest, I expected a lot of the characters to look different. Stewert was definitely not what I imagined Bella to look like in the movie. Robert Patterson looks comstipated for a lot of the movie. I haven’t seen New Moon yet, and i’m not planning to anytime soon.

In my opinion, Bella should have been killed/vampirized in the first movie, so there isn’t a sequel.

I honestly have no idea what Victoria was meant to be doing at the end of Twilight.

I do respect everyone’s opinions, but if you can’t handle mine, then too bad.
:D

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By: Chris "The Topher"

Chris "The Topher" — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:44:05 +0000

I’m a guy who enjoys reading and writing fantasy in my spare time. When I had heard about the basic outline of what Twilight was about from my friend’s girlfriend (as well as just about every 12-year-old girl who I walked by anywhere), I admit I was a little curious.
After locating one of the few copies Barnes & Noble had left, I picked it up and read the synopsis on the back cover. Is was more than astonished to find that what I was reading was the universal outline for many a teenage vampire love story found online. I knew a few people who wrote them when they were bored because I was the one who would always be editing them. Sure, yes, the characters and location might be different, but the general idea of every other aspect of the book was the exact same.
Laughing, I put the book down and walked away, shaking my head. Before I was even five feet away from that horrid publication, I was promptly blocked off by a girl no older than fifteen…and she did not seem pleased.
“What’s so funny? And why are you shaking your head like that?” She asked, in a tone verging on interrogation-ish.
“The fact that someone went onto the internet and attempted to copy what hundreds of shut-ins have been writing for years. That and the fact someone actually published it. As to why I’m shaking my head…well….both those points are also quite sad.” With that, I attempted to move past her, without success.
“She’s a genius,” The girl said, her face lightly glowing a lovely shade of irritation,” Ms. Meyer should get, like, a Nobel prize or something for this book!”
Was she serious? Oh how the younger generations seem to grow increasingly ignorant. “I think you mean the Pulitzer Prize, and no…she shouldn’t. At the most, she deserves a swift burial in an unmarked grave…whether she’s alive or dead doesn’t matter. I heard she has her vampires sparkling in the sunlight. Really? Does she even understand why vampires burst into flames in the sunlight? Do YOU understand why they do that?” I should have left it at that. I should have just left the store, gone home, and put this event out of memory. I was, however curious…and the way a small crowd was subtly forming made it all the more–dare I say it?–fun.
As expected, the girl took the bait, with an air of confidence, I might add. “These vampires are good! All of those other vampires that have been in, like, movies and stuff are, like, totally evil!”
I heard a few sighs, and a muffled giggle, come from the audience. I couldn’t help but smile. “Well, it was more of an attempt at getting that wad of jelly in your head to function than I expected, but no. There aren’t any good vampires, nor are there any evil. No more than tapeworms, ticks, and lamprey eels are good or bad. The reason why they burst into flames is that vampires are supposed to be unholy creatures of the night. To step out into the sun’s light, something which gives life to just about every living thing, is comparable to a demon stepping foot into heaven. Or, on a more imaginable scale, water being applied to acid….or is it the other way around? Meh, I admit ignorance in chemistry and there may be other more logical, more reasonable conclusions than my own.. Now, run along…your mother is looking at you and I think she’s hankerin’ for a spankerin’.”
I had managed to leave after trading nods of approval, subtle salutes, and a few high-fives with whatever person was between me and the door (coincidentally, all of them looked to be over the age of twenty and were mostly male).
So here I am, one day later, writing this to warn all of those who share my views on this atrocity. While I only had to deal with one Twilightian, do not confront any collective greater than ten. Your headache may last for days and you might not be able to regain whatever I.Q. lost while attempting to comprehend their twisted logic.

By: Joey

Joey — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 05:11:03 +0000

I hated the book, hated the movie.

I also never understood why when Twilight was published about 5-9 years ago, it recieved terrible reviews and last year…

It became every snotty, popular girl’s favorite book.

-shudders- Disgusting.

By: Aaron

Aaron — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 03:05:57 +0000

@sofia, I can’t help but make fun of this movie. I saw 1/4 of the movie, and decided, that’s the moment I was going to kill myself. It was THE WORST movie I have ever seen. You can’t really stop people from making their opinions, EVERYONE who sees this comment and hasn’t seen it, DON’T WATCH IT… IT’LL MAKE YOUR EYES BLEED

By: Jessica

Jessica — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 18:15:03 +0000

Thank god for this! I was just trying too sum up why I hated this movie so much and you hit it on the nail.

To tell you the truth I enjoyed Twilight in it’s original form, but It gave an unrealistic sense of love… and of course the younger you are (aka 13 year olds) believe that love is actually like this… this is partly why I think the book is misleading young girls. Pretty much every other book that followed Twilight fell short… and plainly I ended up not finishing the last book… because It seemed really ******* stupid.

As for the movie….. ya……. I can’t say any nice thing about it… and I will not be seeing or wasting my money seeing New Moon or any other sequels to follow.

By: Melissa

Melissa — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 10:57:16 +0000

I have to say, I read all the books before seeing the film, I thought they were pretty good… at the time. I attempted to read them again, and as someone has alread said Twilight really is just a “badly written fanfic”.

But don’t get me started on the movie… I mean, Stephanie Meyer made Edward seem the most beautiful thing you could ever clap eyes on, and to be honest, they were never going to find the perfect Edward Cullen, every person that read the book will have had a different “Edward” so to make the book into a film is just stupid.