5 Reasons why Twilight sucked
Before I begin, let me preface this by saying that I actually had hopes for this movie. Even though I did not enjoy the books, I felt that Twilight was the kind of story that would make a better movie than a book; and it would have, had the following not gone all wrong…
1. The acting
It was more than bad. It was awful. Most of the characters seemed so awkward with each other, like they had all been thrown together on a high saturation set with a script and told to just act it out. Edward and Bella seemed to have zero chemistry (just like the book) and were awkward around each other all the time, even when they should have been more comfortable.
Charlie and Jacob’s dad (Billy, was it?) were the two best acted parts in the movie. I thought that Charlie’s relationship with Bella was believable, true to the book (from what I can remember) and just awkward enough to fit the background. And, he was funny, in a sort of a passive way.
2. The dialogue
I’m not even sure where to get started on this one, because I don’t think I’ve ever seen a movie that has had such awful, choppy, awkward, inexperienced dialogue such as this one. I thought vampires were supposed to have smooth, melodic voices that flowed like honey? Instead, what you get is short bursts of crammed dialogue followed by long awkward pauses. Nothing flows, even when it’s supposed to. Instead, you get this: “Iknowwhatyouare” (in one breath) [pause pause pause] “whatami, (in one breath) bella?”
3. The facial expressions
Edward: Most of the time, he looked (and spoke) like he had a large stick up his ass.
Bella: Has this girl never had a happy moment in her life? She claims to be in love with Edward, and the last time I checked, when you’re in love with someone, they generally make you happy. Why is it then that Bella NEVER CRACKS A SMILE throughout the ENTIRE MOVIE? I understand danger befalls you constantly and you live in a small town that would make anyone want to kill themselves, but girlfriend’s gotta lighten up a bit!
Alice: She was mostly how I’d envisioned she would look, except in the movie she looked and acted like someone in desperate need of a reality check. It was a little irritating.
Jasper: Constantly looked like a constipated fruit cake.
James: Holy dramatica much? A couple minutes after his first on-screen appearance, The Best Friend leans over to me and whispers, “He acts like your dog“—The way he cocks his head and squints his eyes reminds me of a bad mix between the Winkey dog and this David Blaine wannabe. But maybe they were going for that.
4. The storyline
Like most movies based on books, the movie storyline was significantly more sped up than the book storyline; events came quicker, didn’t last as long, that sort of thing. It’s expected. What bothered me, however, was the completely lack of progression between Edward and Bella. She sits next to Edward in Chemistry and he looks like the stick up his ass has conjured a silent heart attack. Then, he saves her from a car, and afterwards, she says something ridiculous that mentiones the word “friends”. YOU GUYS ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT FRIENDS IF HE DOESN’T SPEAK TO YOU.
Then he saves her from rapists in the alleyway, and next thing you know she’s irrevocably in love (her words, not mine) and wants to be a vampire like him. Are you kidding me? What kind of a progression is that? I believe it was at that moment that I realized only thirteen year olds and some of the book lovers could watch this movie and actually take it seriously.
5. That kissing scene
Awkward, awkward, awkward. There was no anticipation (even though he was hovering about an inch from her face for what seemed like an eternity before he kissed her) and again, chemistry? ZERO. Nothing. I felt like I was watching two preteens kissing for the first time, it was that bad.
The bottom line?
The truth is, when you’re doing a fantasy movie, you have to sell this mythological stuff to your audience, and in Twilight, it seemed like none of the actors (or the writers) cared about making this even the slightest bit believable.
OMG, yyyy. Twilight is, like, EPIICCC. HOw dare you make fun of Edward?!!!
(It’s pretty difficult for Twilight to be a great movie, when the book itself is quite horrid. I mean, the dialogue alone is ridiculous trite – I can imagine how badly that would have translated on screen.)
November 27th, 2008 at 1:42 pmI can’t wait to see it. Comedy of the year, y/y?
November 27th, 2008 at 2:47 pmAmen.
November 27th, 2008 at 3:05 pmI thought the books were over-hyped too.. and didn’t expect a thing from the movie. I watched the preview and was pretty much laughing through it because it was sooooo corny and looked too embarrassing to watch (as in embarrassed for the characters).
November 27th, 2008 at 3:29 pmAFUCKINGMEN.
November 27th, 2008 at 5:18 pmAfter watching the trailer and a short clip of a forest scene, I have decided that I will not be seeing Twilight anytime soon. It looked so bad D:
November 27th, 2008 at 5:40 pmSadly they had to keep pretty close to the source material – if I remember correctly, Stephenie Meyer was hovering around a lot – so that meant the lines had to be direct etc. And some of them were never meant to be spoken aloud. Ever. They did change a few things though. Charlie and Bella’s relationship was changed from absentee father of fail to a father trying to understand his daughter but struggling. They also attempted to fix the “tacked on” nature of James and the other nomads by at least making their evil ways a presence earlier on.
I am glad, however, that RPattz saw the truth of Edward, and rather playing him as “so beautiful I creamed myself” (his words) decided to play him as a 108 year old virgin with issues (again, what he said).
November 27th, 2008 at 5:42 pmAgreed.
November 27th, 2008 at 9:13 pmI mean, the only reason I had had gotten SEMI-interested in Twilight was because the actor, Robert Pattinson (Edward) is absolutely gorgeous. Plus my friends are Twilight fans even though they’ve called it a “badly written fanfiction”.
I haven’t read the books nor watched the movie, but I’m also reading bad reviews on it.
What’s there to like, really?
I felt like I was at a school play.
I saw one of the earlier showings, so most of the people there were around my age. Everyone laughed at all the bad parts. There was so much laughing for a movie that wasn’t a comedy!
November 28th, 2008 at 7:17 amI’m with you. It was terrible. It was nothing like the book and they know each other for like, what? 3 days. Then they’re in love. COME-ON! And you’re right about almost everything in this.
November 28th, 2008 at 8:21 amHahaha, I took Greg to see it the other day – he actually liked it! I liked it even better the second time. If I compared it word-for-word to the book I’m sure it would be disappointing, but viewing it as something entirely on its own, I think it’s a really enjoyable movie. I’m pretty sure my mom and I will be going to see it again before it leaves the theatre.
Alice was totally my favourite character – I actually thought the opposite of you, she seemed really self assured and confident about her visions, whereas in the book she seemed a lot more anxious and timid all around. I really liked the way they portrayed Carlisle as well.
I think too many people were expecting a deep, thought-provoking, stunningly acted film and that’s why their panties are in a knot about it being “so terrible”. But really, going by the source material (entertaining, but not a masterpiece, with hugely flawed characters), the studio that made the movie, and the extremely low budget (which means inexperienced actors) – what could you possibly expect, besides a cute fluff film? Maybe I just watch a lot more movies than most people, but I can name a LOT of movies that sucked much, much harder than Twilight.
November 28th, 2008 at 12:58 pmI really don’t know much about Twilight, other than what I’ve read from Wikipedia and on other blogs. I do know that the blogging world is a twitter about it. It’s been interesting to see the varied opinions.
November 30th, 2008 at 1:39 amFinally! Someone who disliked the movie.
November 30th, 2008 at 7:42 pmI am glad I stumbled upon your critique of Twilight, for I was tired of stumbling upon, “OMG Twilight, Best Movie EVER!”
I’m relieved I didn’t see it this weekend. I was seriously considering seeing the movie, until my friend put his foot down and said that if I tried to insist on seeing Twilight, he’d get a ticket for me and then he’d go see a different movie. So we went to see Bolt instead.
Oh, I have to agree with you – there was absolutely no chemistry between Bella and Edward in the book. So I guess I’m not surprised. The book wasn’t very good, and since movie adaptations seem to suck most of the time, this shouldn’t have been a surprise. :D
So far, this is the best review of the movie that I’ve read.
December 1st, 2008 at 4:20 am… I liked it…
I’m not going to say that it was amazing, because it’s not, but I walked out of there liking it. I just didn’t know what to expect, so I guess with only a vague knowledge of the books (all my friends have read them) it’s decently enjoyable.
I will agree with you on the storyline problem. Not only does their relationship take weird progressions, but so does the action. It’s like nothing happened, then she’s in a room of mirrors being attacked, then they’re ripping that guy to pieces, then it’s over. Okay…
December 7th, 2008 at 6:16 pmMy Rating- 2.5 (for effort)
Before reading this: I want you all to know that I have read all the books so far and they were alright, but really…c’mon, the movie…not all what it was cut out to be…
I would love this movie SO much more if they didn’t cast Kristen Stewart as Bella…she is nothing I pictured Bella to look like and made the movie impossible to watch. The movie, overall, WAYYY too drawn out and I couldn’t help but to fast forward through a lot of scenes. Those are my two main complaints.
As for the minor complaints, this movie was too out of its way to go precisely like the book….no differences. I hated that, I was expecting something…I don’t know, more exciting. I became very bored and tired after an hour.
Robert Pattenson, making his very dramatic and wannabe sexy performance as Edward Cullen. Trying too hard to draw in the teenage crowd. The casting of the Cullen Family was alright. Kristen Stewart’s performance in the last scene was over dramatic and i was displeased with the way things went.
Bad idea if they think about a sequel to this movie, VERY BAD!!!
December 8th, 2008 at 2:25 amThank you so much! I haven’t read anything that has explained it better. TWILIGHT SUCKED. Everything about it. The book was pretty good at points.
And the stick up Edward’s butt! Ha ha. Exactly right.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
December 12th, 2008 at 1:57 pmMy friend decided we were going to see it…at first I thought “Ok this should be good…I like vampires…” I walked into a freakin chick flick…..and I was SOOO unprepared. I suffered through the movie cause I knew if I left my friend would tackle me and tie me to the chair with my scarf…so I slouched down and hoped no one saw me in the theater…..I was sooo embarassed to be there. I explained it to my friend like this…. I’m a tomboy….but I’m married….so I know what love is….this was ….not….love…this was sad. Now she’s making me read the book so I’ll understand it better. Please pray for me…..
December 13th, 2008 at 9:24 pmNice, I feel the exact same way. My friend, who is a girl, dragged me to see this piece of crap and i was horrified [ by the poor acting of course]. This flm was horrible from a guys point of view or from anyone who expects atleast halfway decent acting, and maybe a little bit of chemistry between actors. A complete waste of $8.50 and 2 hours off my life that i will never get back.
December 17th, 2008 at 5:14 amIt was incredible! I don´t know why u hated it…
January 6th, 2009 at 6:24 pmOmg your right i still cant get over it … The movie was ridiculous… Its SUCKED!!!! like all the scenes where terrible the only one i actually like from it was the bio scene entrance. other than that it sucked, EX. the accident part was terrible nothing alike how it was said in the book. she wasnt even confused another part the meadow scene…AWFUL! terrible i was so so dissapointed because they were in the parking lot of the school then they go into the woods it was just terrible not flowing with the book. and The part i hated the most and that i thought was just disgusting was when he said “I NEED YOU TO SEE ME IN THE SUN” i was just like omg wtf this is terrible.
January 26th, 2009 at 3:33 pmkudos to you dude
January 31st, 2009 at 8:55 pmI really liked the first book and thought that she should of ended it then and there, which would have been good. But no they just had to make a movie out of it.
They spend millions of dollars on this movie to make what, a movie that only good to be on tv.
Seriously, the special effects, the acting, and not to metion all of the awkardness between them.
And I also noticed that Bella was so anti-social. When you move to a new school usually you are nice and pleasent to the people who are trying to be you friends. It just seemed to me that Bella was just a depressed little girl.
February 4th, 2009 at 5:12 amFinally someone who can see the flaws with the movie!
February 5th, 2009 at 10:18 pm-laughs-
I just wrote a paper on why they shouldn’t make the sequel.
omg… i was emberrased watching it lol sooo bad i felt soo bad i thought maybe itll be as good as interview with the vampire but heck no man IT SUCKEDDDDDDD AND jasper is cute but he looks like he just got stabbed in the stomach or about barf?? lol omg Emily browning shoulda been bella shes a terrific actress stewart maybe ill like her if shed stop talking like a man and looking all confused throughout the damn movie and wtf is with carlisles hair way tooo blond go a bit darker he looks like a damn cutip!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHH IM SOOO PISSED PLZ CHRIS WEITZ MAKE NEW MOON BETTER
February 21st, 2009 at 12:03 amLike OMG Becky. Twilight was an epic piece of crap.
March 2nd, 2009 at 12:52 pmWhy is this shi**y movie on the cover of every magazine? The acting was horrible, there wasnt anyone remotely cute in it, and I agree with Diasy…it was embarrassing to sit through. Embarrassing because I spent my money to see this horrid hunk of dung. I guess it sucked because I’m not 12 anymore.
March 2nd, 2009 at 12:57 pmChanel,
I couldn’t agree more with what you said. Just saw Twilight (wasted my money on a PPV) and decided to look up what others thought of the film. You hit the nail right on the head with every single thing that you wrote. I was thinking the same thing while watching it. I actually had to stop the movie and take a breather because of the look Bella maintained throughout the film. UUUUUUGH…I was embarrassed for them, and felt uncomfy watching them look uncomfy ha ha ha.
Thanks for sharing your thoughts and validating mine =)
Reply: Well, thank you for sharing your thoughts as well! :)
April 3rd, 2009 at 1:39 pmThe book was horrible, so how can you expect the movie to be any good. The only reason the books were so hot was that most of the teen girls who bought them had never read truly good romantic fiction. The story was poorly organized, and what was up with all of the dashes – does Stephanie Meyer not know how to use punctuation?
April 4th, 2009 at 7:16 amIt’s like pouring bleach on your brain….
April 7th, 2009 at 4:52 pmAnd that my kids is NOT healthy…
I think that you suck guys cause twilight is the best movie EVER ….!!!!!!!!!!!
April 10th, 2009 at 6:05 amapparently it was ment to be a good film but honestly I thought it was crap, possible worse than Ratatouille
(funny I was told is was good by girls and a homosexual)
April 12th, 2009 at 5:20 pmI don’t hate Twilight but I seriously do have to agree with this… :P It’s kinda disappointing coz I thought this would turn out to be a good movie or book and not to mention about the vampires glitterin-or sparkling, was it?, under the sun thing.. >_> c’mon…
May 18th, 2009 at 9:52 pmYeah. The special effects were complete crap too. It looked like Edward got attacked by glitter glue. And the whole meadow scene felt like a perfume commercial, no one takes and they look mildly awkward, and then the logo for the perfume pops up! And now New Moon is coming out… I’m gonna pray that my friend doesn’t drag me to it like she did Twilight. I had to see Twilight twice…
June 4th, 2009 at 9:21 ami barfed a little the second time
I CAN’T THANK YOU ENOUGH. I was sure I was the only one who thought this movie was completely RIDICULOUS and BADLY MADE. I saw the movie first and then read the book, and still thought the movie was HORRIBLE. I was absolutely MYSTIFIED at how the director and the writer of the movie, could screw up Stephanie Meyer’s vision. The director and writer obviously had A SERIOUS CASE OF A.D.D. or something. All they had to do was go to the book, everything was there, but some IDIOT writer had to try and be an independent thinker. No thinking was needed, Stephanie Meyer did that for you, you DUMB@$$. And whoever put the movie together after filming really needs to go back to that DAY JOB. If your gonna make a movie from a book, stay true to the book. After seeing the trailer for NEW MOON, THEY’RE GONNA SCREW THAT ONE UP TOO. BELLA IS SUPPOSE TO GUESS WHAT JACOB IS JUST LIKE SHE DID WITH EDWARD!!!!!! ROBERT PATTINSON IS NASTY LOOKING. The guy from the new Star Trek movie should had played Edward. He’s the better actor. You wanna discuss. Email me at kmanning2579@hotmail.com
June 29th, 2009 at 5:25 pmYep! I liked Twilight but most of it was pretty bad.
6th reason: THEY NEVER SAID I LOVE YOU. In the book, they said it like everytime they were together. But in the movie, nothing!
7th reason: THE CAMERA MAN SUCKED. Throughout the entire movie, whenever there was a close up of their faces, it was sooo hard not to stare at their completely visible pores.
I’m expecting more to come from Eclipse.
July 12th, 2009 at 11:30 amHahahahahahahahahaha I agree with Shannon. Camera man sucked. I loveeeeee twilight. Its one of my favorite movie but they totally messed up the meadow scene. The book was amazing I have read it four times and I have seen the movie 26 times. No lie. They could have said I love you more because in the book they say it like every five fricken seconds. So bottom line I line… I love twilight the movie and book but catherine h. could have done a better job
July 13th, 2009 at 12:27 amHi,
I hated that movie, I rented it from FilmFirst but ended up having to stop watching halfway before I died of boredom.
*”I could kill you”
“I don’t care”
Isn’t very realistic *
August 4th, 2009 at 9:19 amI cant see why people like this B.S. of a movie,I respect others opinion but I just cant see it.Coming from a 12 year old who watched it,I was horrified by how bad the acting was,not even a ‘’smile”? Come on,this is suppose to be a romance movie and for a girl like Bella to love someone,she cant even crack a smile.This movie was putrid,I even watched this crap in its entirety,good thing I’ll never watch it again.
August 12th, 2009 at 12:15 pmHated the movie and really hated the books. Poorly written rubbish. I hear some people say that Twilight is better than Harry Potter. Who are these people and did they even pass high school english????????
August 17th, 2009 at 9:51 amim a sucker for cheesy love stories so the books drew me in what with the eternal love and all that, its not realistic at all, i also found myself a bit depressed reading them,
nd the movie…it was nice to see the book played out, the movie wasnt fantastic and what chanel wrote is so true, i just never questioned it, figured…theyre in the movie busines..they must know what they’re doing, i did like the music though, great iron and wine song at the end.
September 6th, 2009 at 10:21 pm“…Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.”
September 7th, 2009 at 3:13 pm-Stephen King.
hi i love twilight but please do not make fun of it
September 24th, 2009 at 8:18 amprettymuch everyone in my school, church, town, freakin everywhere loves this book/movie and i keep trying to tell them that it totally sucks. books were ok, but the movies were cheap, and just didnt draw me in. maybe its because im a guy and dont buy into the whole romance thing, but the whole thing was cheezy
October 9th, 2009 at 1:58 pmI have to say, I read all the books before seeing the film, I thought they were pretty good… at the time. I attempted to read them again, and as someone has alread said Twilight really is just a “badly written fanfic”.
But don’t get me started on the movie… I mean, Stephanie Meyer made Edward seem the most beautiful thing you could ever clap eyes on, and to be honest, they were never going to find the perfect Edward Cullen, every person that read the book will have had a different “Edward” so to make the book into a film is just stupid.
October 11th, 2009 at 3:57 amThank god for this! I was just trying too sum up why I hated this movie so much and you hit it on the nail.
To tell you the truth I enjoyed Twilight in it’s original form, but It gave an unrealistic sense of love… and of course the younger you are (aka 13 year olds) believe that love is actually like this… this is partly why I think the book is misleading young girls. Pretty much every other book that followed Twilight fell short… and plainly I ended up not finishing the last book… because It seemed really ******* stupid.
As for the movie….. ya……. I can’t say any nice thing about it… and I will not be seeing or wasting my money seeing New Moon or any other sequels to follow.
October 11th, 2009 at 11:15 am@sofia, I can’t help but make fun of this movie. I saw 1/4 of the movie, and decided, that’s the moment I was going to kill myself. It was THE WORST movie I have ever seen. You can’t really stop people from making their opinions, EVERYONE who sees this comment and hasn’t seen it, DON’T WATCH IT… IT’LL MAKE YOUR EYES BLEED
October 15th, 2009 at 8:05 pmI hated the book, hated the movie.
I also never understood why when Twilight was published about 5-9 years ago, it recieved terrible reviews and last year…
It became every snotty, popular girl’s favorite book.
-shudders- Disgusting.
October 15th, 2009 at 10:11 pmI’m a guy who enjoys reading and writing fantasy in my spare time. When I had heard about the basic outline of what Twilight was about from my friend’s girlfriend (as well as just about every 12-year-old girl who I walked by anywhere), I admit I was a little curious.
November 25th, 2009 at 9:44 amAfter locating one of the few copies Barnes & Noble had left, I picked it up and read the synopsis on the back cover. Is was more than astonished to find that what I was reading was the universal outline for many a teenage vampire love story found online. I knew a few people who wrote them when they were bored because I was the one who would always be editing them. Sure, yes, the characters and location might be different, but the general idea of every other aspect of the book was the exact same.
Laughing, I put the book down and walked away, shaking my head. Before I was even five feet away from that horrid publication, I was promptly blocked off by a girl no older than fifteen…and she did not seem pleased.
“What’s so funny? And why are you shaking your head like that?” She asked, in a tone verging on interrogation-ish.
“The fact that someone went onto the internet and attempted to copy what hundreds of shut-ins have been writing for years. That and the fact someone actually published it. As to why I’m shaking my head…well….both those points are also quite sad.” With that, I attempted to move past her, without success.
“She’s a genius,” The girl said, her face lightly glowing a lovely shade of irritation,” Ms. Meyer should get, like, a Nobel prize or something for this book!”
Was she serious? Oh how the younger generations seem to grow increasingly ignorant. “I think you mean the Pulitzer Prize, and no…she shouldn’t. At the most, she deserves a swift burial in an unmarked grave…whether she’s alive or dead doesn’t matter. I heard she has her vampires sparkling in the sunlight. Really? Does she even understand why vampires burst into flames in the sunlight? Do YOU understand why they do that?” I should have left it at that. I should have just left the store, gone home, and put this event out of memory. I was, however curious…and the way a small crowd was subtly forming made it all the more–dare I say it?–fun.
As expected, the girl took the bait, with an air of confidence, I might add. “These vampires are good! All of those other vampires that have been in, like, movies and stuff are, like, totally evil!”
I heard a few sighs, and a muffled giggle, come from the audience. I couldn’t help but smile. “Well, it was more of an attempt at getting that wad of jelly in your head to function than I expected, but no. There aren’t any good vampires, nor are there any evil. No more than tapeworms, ticks, and lamprey eels are good or bad. The reason why they burst into flames is that vampires are supposed to be unholy creatures of the night. To step out into the sun’s light, something which gives life to just about every living thing, is comparable to a demon stepping foot into heaven. Or, on a more imaginable scale, water being applied to acid….or is it the other way around? Meh, I admit ignorance in chemistry and there may be other more logical, more reasonable conclusions than my own.. Now, run along…your mother is looking at you and I think she’s hankerin’ for a spankerin’.”
I had managed to leave after trading nods of approval, subtle salutes, and a few high-fives with whatever person was between me and the door (coincidentally, all of them looked to be over the age of twenty and were mostly male).
So here I am, one day later, writing this to warn all of those who share my views on this atrocity. While I only had to deal with one Twilightian, do not confront any collective greater than ten. Your headache may last for days and you might not be able to regain whatever I.Q. lost while attempting to comprehend their twisted logic.
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December 7th, 2009 at 7:05 pmI agree completely. Not only was the book a complete piece of crap, the movie was even worse! I expected more of the actors. To be honest, I expected a lot of the characters to look different. Stewert was definitely not what I imagined Bella to look like in the movie. Robert Patterson looks comstipated for a lot of the movie. I haven’t seen New Moon yet, and i’m not planning to anytime soon.
In my opinion, Bella should have been killed/vampirized in the first movie, so there isn’t a sequel.
I honestly have no idea what Victoria was meant to be doing at the end of Twilight.
I do respect everyone’s opinions, but if you can’t handle mine, then too bad.
December 28th, 2009 at 5:42 pm:D
@Allee, How dare you use the word “EPIC” and “TWILIGHT” in the same sentence!!!!!!! They cut off tongues of people in some countries for saying such things!
If you think the book was bad…but the movie good…I’m sorry, but you have absolutly no taste. They were both horrid but the movie was even worse.
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:58 pmI agree with you about the movie 100 percent, and let me just say that I am not those crazy fans who think that twilight is now officially thier religion, but I should say that the books really impressed me. I mean come on, its not a short story line, its like 300 pages in every book. If you tell someone what its about, like the whole storyline from the begining to the end, I did this with my cousin, you will see that there are actually some plots and twists to it. I did not even care about twilight when I started reading New Moon when I actually felt kind of sad in it. A goal of an author is to connect the author to the tone of the book, so they can determine the mood, and if you understood it, then let me just tell you that the author had done its job. You do not have to like the book. Nobody sane is asking you to. What all I am trying to say it to actually take a second glance at the piece and determine for your self. Some people just hate stuff because its a hit. You should ask your self, why is it a hit? THE MOVIE WAS TOTAL BULLSHIT. Yes I do agree you with that. The kissing scene, you hears this discusting sound, its like they are slobbering each other than actually kissing. Its sooo discusting. I had to foreword the part just to keep me from throwing up. Why is she even wearing underwear? its not supposed to be a sex scene. They do not even touch each other in the book until several times in the room. Its like they were hooking up or something. COME ON. Teenagers are supposed to be watching this. I do admit that Taylor Luatner did a pretty good job. He was the only one who looked a bit happy. There are MANY MANY more reasons why Twilight sucked but this is all I have time for.
March 7th, 2010 at 7:53 pmThe only truly good moment of the movie occurred during the most dark and dramatic part (i don’t actually know what was happening though), i went to the bathroom and came back during this pivotal moment to find i had forgotten where i was sitting. My friends, enjoying the joke, left me to flounder in seats several rows forward till i spied them cracking up at my expense, much to the chagrin of the other moviegoers. The fact that i not only disturbed a troop of fangirls engrossed in the movie at such an important moment but also that a good portion of the theater rang with laughter during this time caused me many happy memories on the way home and made the entire experience just that much more bearable. :D
August 8th, 2010 at 1:28 am