Are your children playing with Lucifer’s testicles?

12 April 2009

Are your children playing with Lucifer’s testicles?

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I sure hope not!

This easter, make sure your children are safe.

Danger is lurking everywhere; in the grass, in the trees, and especially in your childrens’ easter baskets. So err on the side of caution. Clear the area before you let your children go out and play, check their baskets for hidden dangers, and for the love of all things, keep them away from Lucifer’s testicles!

(Or at the very least, make sure they don’t accidentally eat them.)

Have a happy easter everyone!

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5 have responded, saying:

Arielle says:

I hope to Jesus that is a real article.
April 12th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Cindy says:

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thank you for that … that was hilarious XD
April 13th, 2009 at 12:26 am
nadine says:

This was definatley the easter post of the year… LOL

I hope you had a lovely Easter too! :)
April 13th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Erin says:

Oh man is that ever funny! =D
April 14th, 2009 at 8:29 am
Mrs. Priss says:

This made me literally lol!
April 14th, 2009 at 12:05 pm

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